Toffee in Jandals
Player Valuation: £35m
It’ll be 9am or so in NZL on a Tuesday morning when this game kicks off. I’ll be working, will only check GOT at 11am when the game will be finished, praying for good news. Up the Toffees.
(Checks score on BBC and wonders if work colleagues will notice if I start drinking the bleach underneath the sink in the kitchen).