Everton v Swansea. 1st Nov at 15.00.

[quasi modo]

I think Distan should come in for Alcaraz, he would be more suited to play against Bony who is pacey and strong.

 

[Caolam]

This could be a really good open game with both sides trying to play attractive football. I don't think Martinez will underestimate Swansea, as he said in his press conference they hold no surprises for him. Should win this one 3-1 with no great drama and move on.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Dont like that Gary Monk but obviously he's pre destined as previous Swans managers have done rather well!
Keep the back tight and if we stop the Baines, Jags Howie triangle from being closed down then a good win is on the cards

 

[zandvoort blue]

I was waiting all bloomin preview for the Dylan Thomas reference, Chico?
But I see you did this Swansea-born poet's 100 year birth anniv proud with the following little pearls :

Garry Monk, who looks like someone painted a portrait of someone with only three colours,

poverty crept in bumming the back doors of hope senseless

wow...

well, that’s what pricks on the internet do in unfairly typecasting an area and it’s people...I just can’t do it.... the northern Welsh, who Evertonians apart, are miserable inbred farm owning scouse hating welly wearing quegs.

hahahahaha

With just two more assists Leighton Baines will go down as the full back with the most assists in the history of the Premier League, and he’s not yet thirty. Sometimes you need to have a moment of hush and appreciate what you’ve got. And he’s a blue.

a solumn "indeed" there. Lad.



THow
Coleman Jags Distin Baines
McCarthy Barry
Naismith Barkley Eto'o
Lukaku

Subs : Osman for Lukaku on 60' with Sammy up top, Besic for Barry in last 15'

Do not go gentle into this good night, Everton. Bum these pretenders. Dead men naked they shall be one.
3-1 to us. Naismith hat trick

 

[riddick]

well that was a bit homoerotic. Love it. Needs more wangs and balls.

 

[Bluerover]

Nice preview Chico but I was looking forward to seeing a photo of this lad!!

 

[Tommy Chong]

Ummm... I wonder what @BrianSwan is up to these days?

 

[Connor]

Tough game this, they're not terrible.

Nice use of a Gif Azul, really adds to the preview.

WHERE ARE YOU BRIAN SWAN ?

 

[Wizard]

Think we'll have too much for them, especially as we've had a week off and they had League Cup. Be good if Sigurdsson is out as it seems he might be. I reckon 2-0...

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Not a huge fan of Eto'o and Lukaku starting, mainly because I like having the option to bring one on to win the game.Would rather Ross play behind and cause all sorts of nasty.

 

[JAYTALITY]

Am I the first to have read Chico's opener on a phone whilst sat on the bog?

No pal, I'm in that particular club I do it alot. The ritual is I lay down tissue on the floor in front of me and give it hell for leather. Scrolling with the left hand is tricky but in the words of Limp Bizkit; keep scrollin strollin scrollin scrollin.

 

[Eggs]

This could be a really good open game with both sides trying to play attractive football. I don't think Martinez will underestimate Swansea, as he said in his press conference they hold no surprises for him. Should win this one 3-1 with no great drama and move on.

.....not sure, they were a bit cagey against the reds. I suppose much will depend on whether there's an early goal.

 

[detroiturk15]

Maybe give Oviedo a game on the left wing? Because Swansea are so crisp going forward it may be important to make sure the wingers aren't caught too far forward, therefore no Atsu for me. 2-1 to Everton, reckon we'll hit back about 10 minutes after they equalize.

 

[PaddyG]

Thanks Chico for bringing a little bit more Everton into my life with this preview.

Feels like a big game this.

Win and it's "We are Everton and we are boss and we're coming for that top 4."

Lose and it's "FFS (Martinez, Lukaku, Osman, Everton), I don't even like football anyway!"

Get into them blues these are rubbish, these.

Samuel Eto'o.

 

[Roztitute]

Up the blues, in the upper Gwladys with my old man for this one

COYB

Hello @BrianSwan x