Match Thread Everton v Stoke City . Saturday 12/08/2017. 15.00

[ProZ]

The STATE of us thinking we could be mentioned as top 7 instead of bottom 14.

 

[lungo]

Firmly in control here, just need to be less sloppy

Nope they will find one and then we will be in big truble.

 

[CrustySack]

We have no movement ahead of the player with the ball. Slow and pedestrian.

 

[Tin-Tin]

Zzzzzzzzzz

 

[Skeleton Crew]

Can someone let me know if there is indeed to sides to the pitch?

 

[LocalNative]

Moyes-esque this.

Wouldn't know we've spent £100m

 

[Petit]

I don´t think I´ve missed an Everton match in 20 years, and I have to say, this is about as negative and turgid that I have ever seen us.
What has Koeman and Walsh been playing at this summer?

 

[mccole]

Stick Gueye right wing-back.
Drop Rooney into centre midfield with Davy and Morgan
Stick Calvert-Lewis up top with Sandro
BOOM GOALS

 

[Azza]

hahaha Sandro has just turned and ran twice and no one has even seen his run.


lol and when Gueye does pass it he can't even get it over the top.

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

Passing is woeful and teams shape looks off

 

[Petit]

Moyes-esque this.

Wouldn't know we've spent £100m

We haven´t. We´ve spent the Lukaku money.

 

[ricer10]

Exciting stuff ..... wish we would slow it down a bit though... lol

 

[Mozza1987]

Man this is bad. Way too slow

 

[Rook]

Given he's one of those DMs who cost a pretty penny because he "do things" like pass, distrubute and stuff. For the life of me I dunno why Schienderlien sits so far back. Guyue is there, why can't he cover for him?

 

[Joey66]

We look pretty grim today but Christ there's some bad knee-jerking going on in this thread.

Knee jerking or plain honesty?