Everton v Spurs (9th Sept 3.00 KO)

[Sharpattack]

Lookmans not even on the bench...

He's [Poor language removed] as well

 

[Rook]

What an utter shambles of a first half.

Pickford - does the best with what he has. Caught out by that accidental Kane goal and did well to stop Davies' shot and had no chance with Erikson's.

Martina - what are you doing you utter buffoon.

Williams - bad

Who do we have playing up top? As far as I can see Rooney wants to come deep (getting in the way of Siggurdsson and Klassen) and Sandro is trying to cut in from outside. We have NO outlet to ease pressure which is the direct result of not replacing Lukaku.

We look really bad.

We brought in Rooney (good idea!) and also brought in 2 other players who are probably best at Rooney's position.

 

[ExpatinBangkok]

Cucu martina is not a good defender at all, but to be fair he is a better attacker than any of our front 4 players today.

 

[Fedlingen]

i hope Koeman has the guts to pull Rooney today.

Put in DCL, Lookman and give Vladic a run for it. Play with two strikers and maybe even two wingers? (!?"?!?!?!"?!)

 

[LinekersLegs]

To scapegoat one player is nonsense when 9 of them do not deserve to wear the shirt on that half.

And tbf at least Cuco had some good to balance out his bad....not something quite a few of the other players could claim.

 

[ToffeeTim]

That was Arsenal at home under Martinez levels of piss

 

[Jimmy Flangemoth]

They're a bit of a bogey team Spurs; I've never really enjoyed this fixture.

 

[helpimonfire]

Our performance is like asbestos related cancer.

Having a relative who died of just that I find that comment as funny as ... well, nothing.

 

[Pat Butcher]

Relegation Looms

 

[thorney33]

Only 4 games into the season you muppets.

You'd think the world was caving in.

 

[longers]

i hope Koeman has the guts to pull Rooney today.

Put in DCL, Lookman and give Vladic a run for it. Play with two strikers and maybe even two wingers? (!?"?!?!?!"?!)

Lookman is not in the squad

 

[faddy the blue]

Not playing a stable 11 is also a problem. He wants to accommodate all the players he had a hard on for, not realising it is affecting the team. Idiot!

 

[Rook]

I think we should rest DCL unless we can somehow grab a goal.

 

[OnlyBlueWillDo]

Vlasic and DCL on, Klaassen and Sandro off.

 

[ijjysmith]

Oh my.

We are turd.