Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
Eh what a knobhead that Patrice Evra is for being racially abused, let's all f***in boo him!
Eh what a knobhead that United fan is for not liking the piss and sh*t I've just threw on his head, let's all throw some more!
Eh what a knobhead Alan Smith is for breaking his leg, let's assault his ambulance!
Eh what a knobhead that fan is for getting a ticket to the Athens Champions League final, let's all assault him and steal it!
LIVERPOOL AREN'T WE!
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Eh what a knobhead that Bulgarian lad is for lying on the floor, let's throw a paving stone on his head!
LIVERPOOL AREN'T WE!