Everton v Southampton - Saturday 5th May 17:30

[Bungle]

Michael Gray and Sam Matterface, if ever a commentary team needing chinning it's that pair.

 

[Walken]

Feel so sorry for West Brom. Having to rely on us to stay up. Good luck to them in the championship.

Just thinking that, we always let other teams down in relegation battles, imagine in 94 if the Chelsea lads had been as spineless as us

 

[NCLBlue]

Coleman saved us not Sam Allardyce

 

[BigBlueConk]

Even if we score, even if we win it doesn't change a thing Sam.
This is football at its worse.

 

[Sy-]

Oumar showing Tosun the amount of effort a forward needs to be putting in.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Allerdyce not taking part in the lap today.

Like a walrus, Would take him an hour

 

[tsubaki]

we don't deserve Niasse

 

[OnlyBlueWillDo]

No way Moshiri is sat there watching this and thinking of giving him another season, no chance.

 

[chrismpw]

*swings in (ain't listening to the adverts on talksport - can't take it)

How's it going?

*can guess. Loses interest

 

[Blue_in_london]

Who He?

Ha, just saw this , I meant Lookman! Stoopid predictive text!

 

[ilikecheese]

Oumar MOTM.

 

[banno]

Not being funny but Niasse causes more problems to the opposition than any other player we have. Never say die attitude and make things happen.

 

[Wayno]

I proper proper love Niasse

 

[RomanReigns]

Hope everyone walks out on 78 mins now

 

[ToffeeTim]

No way have we tested their keeper.

I think Allardyce is paying the stats men to manipulate the figures