Match Thread Everton v Southampton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[okellypj]

Takes until 52nd minute for shearer to realise the issue is our midfield

 

[Nymzee]

You ever down 5-a-side and there’s that one lad there that’s crap but you can’t shout at him because he’s quiet and it can’t be helped?

That is our entire team today.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Sigurdsson has been tidy since he's come on to be fair to him.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

This is great isn’t it lads!

 

[Obes]

How good this’ll be if we win. A massive two fingers to the utter fat scrote of a ref

 

[Zezti]

ref?????????

 

[gonetomorrow]

Sigurdsson would have belted that in about a million years ago.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Ancelotti yelling "Bravo Anthony! Bravo!" is my favourite thing about Everton.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Gylfi doing bits? Putting a foot in?

 

[Papa Shango]

Err Spurs last game

That was bad but this was worse.

 

[TimHowardsBeardJuice]

Sigurdsson is slow and timid, but he can shoot from distance.... oh wait...

 

[BigBlueConk]

Southampton bossing Everton at fortress Goodison.
Most of these need to leave our club.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Worst ref on the planet

 

[navidson]

I’ve heard rumours that Mason has that weird fetish where he dresses as a big baby and sleeps in a giant cot and pays a large woman to act as a nanny. Bad boy Mason!

 

[Rook]

the most damaging thing I could say about Gomes is that Siggy (while not playing well) has been a lot better