Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[GT77]

Holgate is playing beautifully at the moment.

After watching Almiron tonight, and I say this as a fan of his, I confidently predict Bernard would tear the MLS apart so much they'd have to introduce socialised medicine.

 

[Encoder]

Oh my god Dom lol lol lol

 

[Tramps_mate]

Stinky Lascelles!

 

[danka duncan]

We’ve been great but these possibly worst side I’ve seen at Goodison this season

They really that bad or are we just making them look bad?

 

[Jim Hopper]

DCL telling their defender his breath stinks made me laugh more than it should lol

 

[DOMNOLAN]

That’s a pen right??? Surely that’s a pen?

 

[Noble Savage]

Possible Red Card violation for horrific steel-beam melting breath

I love Blues fans in a great mood . Creative bunch when it comes to insults .

 

[blueconverse]

Bad breath by dcl had me in tears

 

[firefighterblue]

We have gone asleep here

 

[DualityNSNO]

How is Tom Davies THAT slow?!

Surely, a professional footballer should be able to at least run ffs!

 

[lungo]

DCL telling their defender his breath stinks made me laugh more than it should lol

He got showered i think. Beer and piss.

 

[Street end man]

Utterly brilliant from DCL. He don't like wafty breath lol lol lol

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

They really that bad or are we just making them look bad?

A bit of both mate.

 

[Nymzee]

Take DCL off for Gordon in case he gets sent off.

 

[Lelouch]

NIASSE? CARLO MATE.