Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Ring master]

For any that want to know who the VAR is etc

 

[collymcd]

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Walcott looks like a hedgehog.

 

[RalphDring]

That team looks good on paper, shame it’s the real lot actually playing!.

 

[Joey66]

Glad to see normal service has been resumed.

* gingers

Thought you may give me a tip on my phone..... lol

 

[COYBL25]

Schneiderlin

 

[Khalekan]

Oh he is.

What are we?

Two bald men fighting over a comb

 

[ValBlue]

I should feel bad about laughing at those pictures because kids and all but Jesus Christ that picture of Walcott is killing me lol

 

[Jimishorts]

That's nothing birthday present Motorola I phone .....I start it with my face ....yours may not accept gimgers. Joke......COYB a win tonight essential.....

@COYBL25. Normal service resumed.

 

[Stephen Gibson]

We seem to have 2 Michael Jackson tribute acts up front tonight so I'm looking for a moonwalk goal tonight. In reality we will get " I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it"

 

[maccavennie]

I'd like to see them try and play it on the ground but ultimately no matter the midfielders the success of our passing rests on the fullbacks.

I'm surprised Baines hasn't been given more minutes tbh. The couple of games he done over Christmas (Utd away and Newcastle away) I thought he was excellent.

 

[HibbertsRightFoot]

Has digne captained us before?

 

[Billysgingham.]

What are we?

Two bald men fighting over a comb

Don't know about you but I'm alright for hair.

 

[maccavennie]

Has digne captained us before?

Yes a few times

 

[maccavennie]

Don't know about you but I'm alright for hair.

Lend us some Billy

 

[Joey66]

Schneiderlin

Let's play the two boring defensive midfielders hey ho