Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[maccavennie]

Anyone remember when we last got a goal in the first 5 minutes of a game?

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Edit - Didn't we score early against Southampton away?

 

[bilyaletdinov_]

Anyone remember when we last got a goal in the first 5 minutes of a game?

Don't think it was quite 5 minutes but we scored early against Chelsea

 

[The binman chronicles]

Got to do these tonight surely? That confidence strikes fear into every Evertonian though.

 

[Glasshalffull]

Sloppy 4-2 romp

Gellatinous God knows what.

 

[maccavennie]

I'm hoping for

Pickers
Vickers
Stickers
Tickers
Lickers
Lockers
Rockers
Blockers
Fockers
DCL
Kean

 

[Ring master]

Don't think it was quite 5 minutes but we scored early against Chelsea

Davies at the saints as well

 

[HibbertsRightFoot]

Could be one win away from 5th if we get a result* and others go our way. *2-0 loss incoming

 

[JohnRoss23]

I'll say Everton 2-1. I like our chances.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Davies at the saints as well

Yep this was the last time (within 5 mins). So basically November.

 

[maccavennie]

Wouldn't it be nice if we just absolutely ravaged someone 8-0/9-0

That 7-1 against the Saints 40,000 years ago was boss, just felt like every few minutes there was a goal or nearly a goal.

 

[Ring master]

 

[Lelouch]

SCHNEIDERLIN WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Lob]

I will be happy if they pass the ball accurately to a team mate and put a proper effort in tbh. Amazing saying that about an Everton team innit but that' is the reality of it and what Carlo is up against until he can build his own team.

COYB's, 3 points is a must tonight please.

 

[neil999]

Pickford's kids picture lol lol lol

 

[coollino]

Kean is white?