Match Thread Everton v Newcastle - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Death]

I just ordered bt on now tv because even though I have stream websites with hd quality I can’t stand being a minute or two behind. You can’t use your phone without it been spoiled. But the now tv quality is much worse than my illegal stream. Ffs after paying for it. They don’t help themselves.

 

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

Pipe down Mini-Me

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Shelvey must have money on himself being booked.

 

[Jim Hopper]

Surely that’s a yellow for Shelvey.

 

[PhilM]

Sorry Keown, there's no excuse there as Mina should have buried that.

 

[maccavennie]

Shelvey is rough

Can't believe he wasn't booked for the neck grab on James

 

[Dunc's elbow]

Ooo Yerry....

 

[Shibbywiggles]

BT Sports commentators, after watching us successfully defend 1,000,000 set pieces from starting on the 6yd line in recent weeks:

“OMG THEY’RE STOOD ON THE 6YD LINE WHILE DEFENDING THIS SET PIECE!!”

It’s mad, they kept saying it against Leicester too. I’d wager we’ve the best record at defending set pieces in the league atm

 

[kenada_blue]

When's Uncle Fester getting booked?

 

[Ebrell22]

So he can [Poor language removed] knobheads on internet football forums

Yep

 

[atypicalusername]

Mina needs to anticipate that better

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Unlucky that

 

[the golden visionary]

Did mina shut his eyes then? 50p head

 

[PITA]

Did Shelvey get booked for the grab around the neck?

 

[PhilM]

Shelvey must have money on himself being booked.

I use to think the same for Gareth Barry as his yellow card count must have been close to his total appearances for us.