Match Thread Everton v Newcastle - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

Everton Man of the Match


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Newcastle...

11 games without a win.

9 loses in their last 11 PL games.



You can not mess this up Everton!

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Its vitally important that we tie them down to long term deals, especially with Lossl scoring the winner from a goal kick which was assisted by a sudden gust of wind that many scholars believe was God taking his Saturday lunchtime dump from the heavens above and followed through with a gust of flatulence so mighty that even the Newcastle defence were unable to block the ball as it whizzed through the air.
God is with us. This is why we cannot fail.
 
What’s with the stress of the bench? This season no player has scored who come off the bench. We know we have a weak squad and Carlo only calling 8 subs is possibly a hint that we need more players
 
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