Everton v Newcastle. 30th Sep @ 20.00.

[TyphooToffee]

Would it be wrong for me to name my penis Barkley?

I think it would be wrong not to

 

[icburns]

How ace is it that we have someone of that quality available on the bench.

Naismith?

 

[Hellerad]

I think a young, time traveling Moyes is disguised as a linesman.

 

[icburns]

Kone not looking pleased from the bench.

 

[evilwebby]

Barkley, Deulof, Macca & Luka all on. Golden generation.

 

[heatmeiser]

I love watching the game. EFC plays a wonderful fotball. But tbh The Magpies are crap.

I love reading The Post. It sounds unusual. But tbh it makes The Sense in a way.

 

[icburns]

I think it would be wrong not to

Why not Lucocku?

 

[Username]

Why can't Everton fans sing at the same tempo? Sounds ****!

Everyones already drunk mate, 3 for two on shots if you've got your level 10 metre swimming badge *under 12's only.

 

[FTY]

IF HE CALLS HIM DEWLAFOO AGAIN I'M GONNA KICK HIM IN THE MINGE, K.

 

[icburns]

I think a young, time traveling Moyes is disguised as a linesman.

It's uncanny.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Lol Ross lad

 

[bluemangroup]

McCarthy is very very good for the rest of the team.

 

[FTY]

Ross, it was good to begin with, but you've scored one, come on, stop shooting yeah?

 

[Seamus Colemole]

40,000 people heard the stadium announcer call him Deulefeu.

But not Alan Green.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

AAAAHHHH hahah...rain drops be fallin on der heads...played Ross