Just when you think there's more than enough kopite grasses on sky then Osman shows up
...blag team time.
Don't hold your breath.I just want to see us play decent...been a while.
Don't hold your breath.
Watching Everton recently has been like coming in from a hard days work, pishy weather, knees knackered and discovering that your dinner is a microwaveable shepherds pie that's red hot in the middle, cold round the edges and covered in an orange grease.
Your lip curls and your heart sinks. Any optimism you had about a medium rare steak and homemade chips vanishes like a fart in a hurricane. It sits on the plate, a splatted mess of brown and off-white and you shovel it in anyway because it's the only thing on offer.
Watching Everton recently has been like coming in from a hard days work, pishy weather, knees knackered and discovering that your dinner is a microwaveable shepherds pie that's red hot in the middle, cold round the edges and covered in an orange grease.
Your lip curls and your heart sinks. Any optimism you had about a medium rare steak and homemade chips vanishes like a fart in a hurricane. It sits on the plate, a splatted mess of brown and off-white and you shovel it in anyway because it's the only thing on offer.
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