Match Thread Everton v Manchester United : Sun 4 Dec : KO 1600

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I'd play Barkley as he is one of the few that has a goal in him, even though he isn't half showing enough.

If he doesn't play today and we get a result I think that could be a watershed moment for him under Koeman, as if he is not having significant doubts about him already.

Could fully understand it if he is dropped, as with 7 or 8 more of them.
 
Moderately dreading today's game, United been battering teams but poor finishing been letting them down, we play like we have lately and they click in front of goal then this could be another Chelsea result...
 
Watching Everton recently has been like coming in from a hard days work, pishy weather, knees knackered and discovering that your dinner is a microwaveable shepherds pie that's red hot in the middle, cold round the edges and covered in an orange grease.

Your lip curls and your heart sinks. Any optimism you had about a medium rare steak and homemade chips vanishes like a fart in a hurricane. It sits on the plate, a splatted mess of brown and off-white and you shovel it in anyway because it's the only thing on offer.
 
Watching Everton recently has been like coming in from a hard days work, pishy weather, knees knackered and discovering that your dinner is a microwaveable shepherds pie that's red hot in the middle, cold round the edges and covered in an orange grease.

Your lip curls and your heart sinks. Any optimism you had about a medium rare steak and homemade chips vanishes like a fart in a hurricane. It sits on the plate, a splatted mess of brown and off-white and you shovel it in anyway because it's the only thing on offer.

Hahaha...'like a fart in a hurricane'... lol
 
Watching Everton recently has been like coming in from a hard days work, pishy weather, knees knackered and discovering that your dinner is a microwaveable shepherds pie that's red hot in the middle, cold round the edges and covered in an orange grease.

Your lip curls and your heart sinks. Any optimism you had about a medium rare steak and homemade chips vanishes like a fart in a hurricane. It sits on the plate, a splatted mess of brown and off-white and you shovel it in anyway because it's the only thing on offer.

lol so true mate!
 
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