Match Thread Everton v Manchester United. 1st Jan. 2018. 17.30

[Zeke]

Get to half time please at 0-0

 

[Marius57]

great play by rooney to take their momentum after a disaster by Keane.

Niasse looks like the only one who might score, he is chasing and is at least looking to shoot.

Missing siggys delivery’s as the corners have been poor

 

[ProZ]

Get Woody off ffs

 

[Tin-Tin]

Niasse has to do better

 

[navidson]

Pathetic reffing as usual

 

[canuckblue]

keane turns like a <insert something that turns slowly here>

Oil tanker?

 

[evertonarntwe]

It' hard to get forward when naisse is this bad at football. The options we have upfront really is shocking init

 

[eurosrees]

We are just so rubbish at attacking it’s laughable.

 

[Norwegian Cow]

1 minute of lexus stoppage time

 

[KaiserEFC]

keane turns like a <insert something that turns slowly here>

A small moon? A planet? A Ross Barkley?

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Well done Oumar, bought the foul well

 

[navidson]

Oil tanker?

Cockney rhyming slang?

 

[matty1878]

We need to sort our attacking play out

 

[summerisle]

keane turns like a <insert something that turns slowly here>

Britain's debt.

 

[Jamiednm]

This game proves that when we’re on it, we’re the best footballing team in the Premier League.