Leicester fan in peace...Funny post and you've got it in one... no one knows we're here.We are an over grown market town and love any kind of recognition. We are so desperate to have any claim to fame our council leaders will dig up a body from a car park and parade it around town for 5 days, we will pretend kasabian are good and not a spinal tap version of primal scream and oasis.. when we go on holiday we have to explain we are from the middle of england.. 100 miles north of London, no not near Manchester, about 100 miles south of Manchester, no not near Birmingham.... ok we are next to Nottingham, oh yeah of course you have heard of Nottingham.. yes robin hood and brian clough but that was a long time ago..
Yes we have our share of piss stained imbeciles as fans, who often lack wit or a world view.. they sang god save the queen at Swansea and they will probably do the calm down scouser impression when on Merseyside.. I blame the Coalville and the Shepshed mob, Bernie is our famous fan, he might also be from Coalville.. or Sileby. Our accent is either non definable.. like the Junk food salesman Gary Lineker... or so heavily lacking in pronunciation, it is not so much an accent, more like a speech impediment. We are desperate to be loved and notorious but are really non descript and apathetic.
But we are top of the league and basking in our moment of glory, scanning the internet looking for write ups from all around the world, we have always been too good for the 2nd division, not good enough for the 1st division. Never a dull moment as a Leicester fan, either relegation battles or promotion bids, play off heartache, or champions or relegation escapes. Rarely a season of mid table obscurity..
Our City is a small City, the people are not over friendly but everyone is alright, we don't have postcode gangs..No recruitment for the edl around here, they got chased out of town (twice) like the NF back in the 70's.. you can walk where you want, we have over 60 veggie restaurants, the best curry in the U.K... a mish mash City with people from all over the world, and we're alright. Nottingham may have the Sleaford Mods but we are top of the league. We never got stuffed last season, always a decent team, we'll take a draw. would love a win. We always sing.. win or lose. Everton.. we have a soft spot for you.. we always identify with the underdog. Lets hope it's a cracking game.