Match Thread Everton v Atalanta BC

[bicycleheader]

WE celebrated Koeman's appointment as if he was the next Pep Guardiola.

its weird how you keep posting this, even though you get countless replies pointing out that there was a lot of indifference to Koemans appointment and a good few like myself who didnt want him at all.

it´s almost like you are trying to wind people up or something. that couldn´t be....could it Soapy?

 

[Robles#01]

Rooney doing his best midfielder impression again.

Rooney next to Benni, Klaasen off, Vlasic on...can it be that simple?

 

[Rook]

Have you watched him this season, couldn’t kick a ball down Havelock Street as my dear departed Dad used to say

your dear old departed dad couldn't beat Klassen in the 40*



*not sure about this

 

[Tubey]

On to the hard stuff. Top tip - instead of ice cubes, use dishwasher tablets. Adds texture.

 

[Eggs]

...on the bright side, we’ve only conceded one. It will be Unsworths best return if it remains this way.

 

[maccavennie]

wtf is Klassen gonna do on the left with that tit Cuco behind him. Put players in the correct positions so we can at least confirm if he's as crap as he actually looks.
Our defence is as bad as I think I've seen since the likes of Tony Thomas, Carl Tiler era.

Benni and Davies at least both putting some kind of performance in and Rooney has held the ball up well.

Apart from that iit's just a typical game where 7 players are way under what I would say is acceptable.

Get Martina off, don't even replace him just take him off and take off Williams and Keane, play with no defenders but see if we can score more

 

[Zeke]

Anyone got one of those memory wiping devices from MIB if so please pass it this way.....and a bottle of bleach!

 

[Death]

Crocked all over the pitch.

Crocked club from top to bottom.

Bi crocking!

 

[Sy-]

Sandro off, Kev up top, Vlasic on the right pls.

 

[Muggins]

Can we all stop feeling sorry for ourselves? It's embarrassing.

WE spent a fortune on dross in the summer. WE celebrated Koeman's appointment as if he was the next Pep Guardiola.

Now we're paying the price.

You said “we”, but how are you feeling about it all?

You are right but I need to know you’re not laughing at me.

 

[ijjysmith]

Interesting formation choice of 4-1-spaghetti here.

My actual favourite post of the season I think.

 

[Roberto's L-shaped sofa]

I'm not one to overreact, but not having that Sandro is a professional footballer

 

[Jreverton1]

HT work your magic unsy.

He already has, he made the defence disappear for their goal

 

[royalblue66]

Oh my god hahahaha what

Who is having a better game ?

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Rooney next to Benni, Klaasen off, Vlasic on...can it be that simple?

This is the problem. We place him any deeper and he will be behind the goal line. I actually liked what I saw from Rooney to start the game, but he simply doesn't have the discipline to do his job.