Match Thread Everton v Atalanta BC

[Soap]

FFS! Any other team would have scored there. But no, because it's us, a defender heads it off the line.

Can we all stop feeling sorry for ourselves? It's embarrassing.

WE spent a fortune on dross in the summer. WE celebrated Koeman's appointment as if he was the next Pep Guardiola.

Now we're paying the price.

 

[ilikecheese]

Should have left the South Park marathon on.

 

[ToffeeTim]

He broke up an attack with a fantastic tackle a few minutes ago. Are you even watching?

I am watching. Another completely pathetic midfield performance. I dislike every single one of our midfielders. Quality is ZERO.

 

[danny=)]

 

[Toffee-nerd]

We’ve been crap numerous times in my lifetime and yet this season is one of the worst

Just because of the enthusiasm we had at the start of the window....

Same. So much expectation going into the season. We are utter tripe,can't defend and create very little going forward. Easy to play against which is something you would never say of everton especially at goodison.

 

[KaiserEFC]

My deduction from this half? We look like the team that should be playing in the Joma kit.


JOMA FFS.

 

[Ducans elbow]

When was the last time we strung more than 5 passes together. Serious question?

Against Aston Villa 2013

 

[Death]

HT work your magic unsy.

 

[everton2004]

Rooney about to lob the teacups around the dressing room. Two changes for the second half *taps nose*

 

[JJK]

Another dreadful dreadful 45 minutes of football from Everton. The three summer signings being the worst players on the park.

 

[Tree13]

We still look like a Martinez team. Loads of aimless little sideways passes in "attack", culminating in a hopeful hoof long; when defending we simply don't bother tracking runners, so everyone and their dog can jog straight through us.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Klaassen and Sandro look like they won the honour to play for us by collecting enough cereal box tokens.

 

[Gladystweet]

Oh come on people. We're being bummed by the eventual winners of the Europa league here.





That was a lie...not the bumming bit though.

 

[Berenger]

Having scraped several barrels, one positive is Sandro's movement up front. In a team with some attacking plan that would be so useful.

 

[davek]

It's an unfortunate distraction that Unsworth has had to contend with the final games of this Euro Disney trophy.

Should have played the U23s and rested up for the weekend.