Match Thread Everton v Aston Villa - Team Prediction, Match Report & MotM Poll

[Baileys perm]

We're just not as effective without DCL for all his inability in front of goal

He would have hit the keeper with that your talking nonsense there he proved it 1st half, doucoure scores the 1on1 dom missed

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

How much of a tub of Bryl cream do you think Emerai uses daily?

 

[riddick]

christ everton come on my ass here!

Uhh....Matty...?

 

[Rita_Poon]

I like it when Onana plays with a bit of anger

needs kickin in the balls 15 minutes before every game?

 

[matty1878]

There’s a pegging thread for that

oh

 

[Neiler]

7 mins, from f-ing where.

 

[matty1878]

Uhh....Matty...?

sorry

 

[formerly manx toffee]

but everyone wanted him on

Not everyone

 

[sdk]

Seven minutes is less than I'd've expected. I guess we'll have to keep our goal tally down to two, then.

 

[aglee]

How much of a tub of Bryl cream do you think Emerai uses daily?

He saves some for his hair

 

[HowardsWay]

needs kickin in the balls 15 minutes before every game?

Can I volunteer?

 

[matty1878]

There’s a pegging thread for that

!

 

[tsubaki]

Beto doesn't seem interested. Too flat footed. Its clear why Dom still starts. At least he runs about.

DCL has been in the opposition half by himself for five or six years at this point, he is used to it

 

[ValBlue]

7 mins, from f-ing where.

From their players recovering from their chipped nail horror injuries

 

[Shibbywiggles]

needs kickin in the balls 15 minutes before every game?

If it works it works