Match Thread Everton v Arsenal - Barely a preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

[GoldenToffee]

Absolutely dreadful first half which makes me think the manager hasn't even given the players any tactics here at all.

Low points definitely the entire midfield, McNeil and Danjuma.

Onana, no idea how he survives that first half but he will.

 

[Rita_Poon]

clear foul on gana, blows HT.

bumhole!

 

[Toffe3m4n]

HT.

The back four, for the most part, have done alright so far, Branthwaite in particular. Beto has also done well faced with a pretty thankless task up top.

The rest of them have been anonymous to just flat-out crap. The central midfield has been a joke and Onana is, once again, hiding.

 

[artetatata]

This is typical dyche dross. Embarrassing

 

[overkill]

Gotta be Dacoure off and Garner on, give ourselves a better chance of keeping the ball more than 2 seconds

 

[Tipp blue]

Getting murdered 0-0

Insanely accurate.

 

[lungo]

are we the most boring team yes!

the crapest team in the premier by a mile!

 

[Neiler]

Ha ha highlights of the first half coming up at halftime! lol

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

At the risk of jinxing it, Myko has been solid. No more no less, but that will do today.

 

[the golden visionary]

To be fair, there is a school of thought that life itself is a simulation, so it would be ironic for the simulated ref to book a fellow simulated person for simulation.

That's far to deep for this fume fest

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Not done anywhere near enough going forward.

 

[matty1878]

Away from all the cry arsing... we've set up well, look solid, giving arsenal very little.

On the ball we've been awful. Onana, McNeil, Doucoure have been shocking with the ball.

It's telling the best passers of the ball are the centre backs

we’re just trying to bore a draw
for 90 mins

it’s proper fat sam tactics

 

[Milkman]

It's solid enough and we're defending well, but good god is there a worse team on the ball than us? Like a team of rugby players.

 

[jazzy]

Truly awful half of football but somehow we are still in this.
This is what you get when you appoint Sean Dyche as your manager.

 

[Norwegian Cow]

Get garner in for onana