Everton v Arsenal. 23rd Aug at 17.30.

[roydo]

It's match day people - time to get down to the old lady for the 1st time this season and for those of you from far flung fields settle down next to your babbling brooks

We are going to smash these everywhere today

Time to bum some cockneys

Pretty sure Arsenal fans are from Reading and Bracknell. And my mate from Taunton.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Morning lads

UP Everton

Stop this madness before it catches on

 

[roydo]

Stop this madness before it catches on

*adds to swear filter*

 

[Boss_Blue]

Pretty sure Arsenal fans are from Reading and Bracknell. And my mate from Taunton.

That last part had nothing to do with the match lid (but I probably shouldn't have shared that...)

 

[zirc]

Good luck today boys

As long as you lot don't lie down for the rs (im looking at you norwich) you're all good in my book

 

[marty mcfly]

3 at the back probably.

I'm not really worried about the team he picks. They can all do well.

However if we go 3 at the back we'll loose.

 

[zirc]

Have just had a gander at the arsenal forum, they are proper bricking it ahead of the match and most think a draw would be a fantastic result. Can you imagine arsenal fans being scared of us 5 or 10 years ago?

It's a good time to be an Everton supporter.

 

[sheedy's big toe]

2-1, coleman 1st goal, 160-1 just put a tenner on. coyb

 

[Dozbik]

I hope Atsu plays just because last year it was so fun to hear the gooner fans moaning about how we only won because of our loan signings and that's not fair and Lukaku isn't even ours. I liked that day.

Atsu scores a hattrick today, you heard it from me first.

 

[markDee]

Willy Hills offering 4/1 for our win with lukaku anytime. Get on it lids I've put £10 on coz am mad

 

[Jags..class]

whoj o
ut for arsenal

 

[bainesontoast]

Fully expect Monreal to be targeted today. Have Mirallas run at him for an hour or so and then put Atsu on him for the last half hour. If we can get him booked early it would be even better.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

whoj o
ut for arsenal

You speaking in tongues?

 

[zirc]

You speaking in tongues?

He just laid a voodoo curse on their left back.

 

[chicoazul]

I'm not really worried about the team he picks. They can all do well.

However if we go 3 at the back we'll loose.

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Now back to our main event, Everton v Arsenal!