Neighbour of mine who works for SV Darmstadt 98 reckons we're looking at Stuttgart's Timo Werner. He's pals with some of the Darmstadt players who are in turn in contact with some of the Stuttgart lads.
A dazzling post that ticks all the cxmas transfer boxes,
Neighbour - check
info via another club employee - check
Player never heard of - check
Make it happen brown shoes.