Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[marnie]

still trying to decide what nickname to use - yarms, yarmy, yarmso, lenky, the lenkster, yarmsorama

difficult

Yarmys Army

 

[BlueToff]

Byram will turn out to be a very good signing. It's a shame he is cup tied, I don't think Coleman will be rushed back into the team so I think byram will start against Swansea and Newcastle.

Tbh think Oviedo may start vs Swansea. It's a toss up for me. He may wish to introduce Byram slowly - or he may feel he is ready immediately. Great to finally have an option there if he signs though.

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

Not being funny, but anyone making up songs for Yarmolenko needs to give their head a wobble.
There was a link to a proposed squad with him in on a Royal Blue Mersey site on twitter. Mega, maga RAWKish.

 

[neil999]

Not being funny, but anyone making up songs for Yarmolenko needs to give their head a wobble.
There was a link to a proposed squad with him in on a Royal Blue Mersey site on twitter. Mega, maga RAWKish.

super yarm, super yarm, super yar-meee-lennn-ko

 

[MrGrumpy]

Wel we will now in 14d 10h 15m if he our player or not

 

[Gwladys Nights]

Not being funny, but anyone making up songs for Yarmolenko needs to give their head a wobble.
There was a link to a proposed squad with him in on a Royal Blue Mersey site on twitter. Mega, maga RAWKish.

[Poor language removed] hell lads, I'm not suggesting we do an Elvis medley against Swansea to coax Yarms into signing. Just that the timbre of his name scans well on to the King's pronunciation of 'In the Ghetto', so much so that me subconscious mind now thinks Yarmalenko is the actual lyric.

Why are we obsessed with RAWK anyway.

 

[Librarian]

http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co....sam-byram-agrees-terms-with-everton-1-7680775

Leeds United’s Sam Byram agrees terms with Everton

 

[Mogwai]

[Poor language removed] hell lads, I'm not suggesting we do an Elvis medley against Swansea to coax Yarms into signing. Just that the timbre of his name scans well on to the King's pronunciation of 'In the Ghetto', so much so that me subconscious mind now thinks Yarmalenko is the actual lyric.

Why are we obsessed with RAWK anyway.

Does my head in that. When people reference it it just makes them look as bad. I mean really, what does anyone have to prove against those keyboard bells.

 

[neil999]

[Poor language removed] hell lads, I'm not suggesting we do an Elvis medley against Swansea to coax Yarms into signing. Just that the timbre of his name scans well on to the King's pronunciation of 'In the Ghetto', so much so that me subconscious mind now thinks Yarmalenko is the actual lyric.

Why are we obsessed with RAWK anyway.

*cancels elvis suit hire*

 

[Gwladys Nights]

http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co....sam-byram-agrees-terms-with-everton-1-7680775

Happy days. Martinez did say he expected something to happen on Monday. Pleased with this.

 

[Mogwai]

http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co....sam-byram-agrees-terms-with-everton-1-7680775

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...-agreed-between-leeds-and-everton-sky-sources



Quick! lets all bombard the WHU forums!

 

[bicycleheader]

still trying to decide what nickname to use - yarms, yarmy, yarmso, lenky, the lenkster, yarmsorama

difficult

yarmotron2000

 

[Screech]

Can't play in the FA Cup either. That's why I'm doubtful as the only game time he'll get is if Coleman gets injured this season.

Not necessarily, he can play on the wing and (I think) further inside so could get a fair bit of gametime. Plus COleman seems to be getting pretty injury prone lately so it would do him good to not be rushed back all the time.

 

[Zezti]

The Yarmenator

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

still trying to decide what nickname to use - yarms, yarmy, yarmso, lenky, the lenkster, yarmsorama

difficult

I reckon Riquelme would be the most appropriate