Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Professor Toffee]

Something something Chelsea again something John Stones something something something.....Something buyback Deulofeu......Something something something heard Lukaku agent something to someone random.... So something someone Twitter something something Yarmelko something someone's chairman something to deal with something Kenwrong something tight [Poor language removed]. Something something someone on random forum ITK something something Jack Butland something bigger than someone something something £20m tops!!....something something champions league football something Euros something Kevin Mirallas something....something kid something Barnsley something something the new Mason Holgate....

palpitation central and crystallised in one monograph of ordure
Top job Doug

 

[TheFinnFan]

Yermarlenko seen at Greggs!!!

 

[Professor Toffee]

Wow who's Yarmelko?

I think we can get him!

its a her, yer mar lenko
who is Lenko though, a multi ?

 

[ijjysmith]

Martinez already come out and said no business will be done this Jan

THIS. FOR GOD'S SAKE THIS.

 

[Penno]

Wow who's Yarmelko?

I think we can get him!

I'm Yarmelko and so's my wife

 

[Nymzee]

Lock. This. Please.

Longer this thread is open the bigger the erection Zat & Ashtonian get.

 

[blue61]

Is Landon Donavon available?

 

[Librarian]

WOW

Я вирок в українському , то ще Евертон , то більше слів Ярмоленко

 

[Eggs]

....love the transfer thread, remember when we had two to separate aspirational from actual rumours.

 

[neil999]

YEAH! I can see outs, surely theres a sexy loan available?

 

[Charlie Sweet]

Yermarlenko and Butland wrapped up and delivered in a big Royal Blue hamper on January 2nd please!

 

[Chang Elephant]

I genuinely think that Yarmolenko and Butland can win us the big one

 

[ijjysmith]

I genuinely think that Yarmolenko and Butland can win us the big one

I'm afraid I've got some baaaaaad news for you.

 

[neil999]

I genuinely think that Yarmolenko and Butland can win us the big one

YES! glad we have 40 mill hiding in the lawnmowers

 

[Jags..class]

This pig needs an Everton scarf on