Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Goat]

Come on lads, time to take a break from this speculative cringefest.

We're better than this lads.

Are we tho?

 

[Goat]

Good input MG.

Besic will be sold.

Possibly.

 

[ijjysmith]

Come on lads, time to take a break from this speculative cringefest.

We're better than this lads.

You any good in nets chics?

 

[chicoazul]

Are we tho?

Yes we are much better than being like giddy Geordie bellwipes on a pack of blue smarties.

 

[chicoazul]

You any good in nets chics?

I was alright. Nothing more than that igs. Recently played beach togger tournament in goal and was weirdly sensational but i think it was because of my size in the small goal rather than any sort of skill. Balls betting pinged off my grid all over the show.

 

[Connor]

Think we need to continue the tradition of American net minders.

Bill Hamid will do.

Will keep us relevant in that part of the globe too.

 

[maccavennie]

I think the best way to judge a keeper is

"is he better than Howard"

the answer will be yes so that means it's an improvement.

Simple this football stuff isn't it

 

[flibbyflob]

I think the best way to judge a keeper is

"is he better than Howard"

the answer will be yes so that means it's an improvement.

Simple this football stuff isn't it

Not much to go on when a blind midget with no arms is better than Howard though is it.

 

[eurosrees]

I think the best way to judge a keeper is

"is he better than Howard"

the answer will be yes so that means it's an improvement.

Simple this football stuff isn't it

I'm guessing you never won a game of Guess Who in your day? You've narrowed our search down to pretty much every professional GK in the game there!

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Interesting viewing the last few pages that no-one is talking bout defenders. Is it because we have the young 'uns coming though, I mean our defense was awful last season. I know the former manager didn't even try to practice but do we think they are redeemable?

 

[sageyefc]

Interesting viewing the last few pages that no-one is talking bout defenders. Is it because we have the young 'uns coming though, I mean our defense was awful last season. I know the former manager didn't even try to practice but do we think they are redeemable?

You could stick the Italian defence into a roberto team and it would concede like mad

 

[Tree13]

Lukaku is a homegrown player.

Is he?

 

[Goat]

Interesting viewing the last few pages that no-one is talking bout defenders. Is it because we have the young 'uns coming though, I mean our defense was awful last season. I know the former manager didn't even try to practice but do we think they are redeemable?

Yes and in a way no.

We miss a presence at the back, a big brute of a man that takes no prisoners, a proper snide, Mori could be that player under Koeman, but personally, providing we retain Stones, I wouldnt be making massive changes to the back line, new keeper, new manager, new thinking, I think we have a decent back line.

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[Goat]

Is he?

Yes mate, Chelsea signed him at 18 dont forget.

 

[germanblue]

From all the keepers linked, Schmeichel would be my choice. Shame there is no chance of getting him.