Is this enough...
Being too mean to pay the rent (and leaving the flagpole behind)
Losing a title in the fog at Maine Road... (3-0 up, lost replayed game, missed out on title)
Everton 2 Carlisle 3 (and 0-3 away)
All those final losses (Albion after hitting them for six on their ground, Chelsea after scoring in 30 seconds)
Being done by referees in Villarreal, Panathinaikos and twice in the San Siro
That 2nd replay against Villa in the League Cup
Frank Lampard Senior in the semi (played at a bogey ground, Elland Road)
Clive Thomas
The Ban - just as we were the best team in Europe
Pienaar skating through the Arsenal defence and then losing the lead in the dying seconds
Two Newcastle goals in injury time
Failures like Sandro, Moise Kean, Klaassen
Injuries like Gbamin, Smallman, Farrelly, Williamson
Van Der Meyde
David Fairclough
Losing the 1986 FA Cup Final after leading!
Keeley (90 minutes of hell and a lifetime of humiliation for us)
Mike Walker, Walter Smith, Appointing Ian Buchan and any number of other no-mark managers who hadn't won anything.
Panathinaikos and The RS in 3 days.. (cheated out of both)
FA Cup failure vs: Wigan, Tranmere, Reading, Oldham (home/away), Bradford, Shrewsbury, Port Vale, The misery of Boro, Millwall (stitched up by dreadful refereeing), League Cup failure v Bristol Rovers, York etc.
I guess there's a few more...