Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Noisy noise annoys]

You cant rely on a clean sheet every week. You need goals to win. If we cant score more than a goal we won't win games.

Never heard “1-0 to the Arsenal”?

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Is that how you see it? I honestly read it as , go to bed before needing meds (as no signings).
Ffs, it’s messing with my head

No, no...go to bed, rest easy...TN is on the job...

 

[matty1878]

Goodnight, Matty. Sleep well and gather your strength. You'll have plenty of sleepless ones come Spring...

na i don’t we will stay up you gang of piddly pants

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

No, no...go to bed, rest easy...TN is on the job...

Ok, I’m trusting you here

 

[blue to the bone]

You cant rely on a clean sheet every week. You need goals to win. If we cant score more than a goal we won't win games.

We will score goals though.

 

[matty1878]

Did we get that fella from United as he seemed decent?

they woudnt sell us ronaldo

 

[Double Negative]

Bed before med, which means nothing other happening tonight untill tomorrow...

Who can be signed tomorrow

Free transfers

Who's a free transfer

?

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

No more nude dm’s
Nightmare
Did she announce her exit or slip out gracefully?

All you have to do is ask.

Honestly no idea mate. Just know she’s feasting in Valhalla with Orly and Sniderman.

 

[Bedfordblue]

I remember when we signed Andrew Johnson for £8.5 million. Those were the days

Continuous smashing of our record fees, Beattie, AJ, Fellaini then Lukaku.

 

[bluelegend]

Leaving the Garner announcement as late as possible to try and mask missing out on forward targets sums this board up perfectly. Frauds.

 

[AdamEFC]

Don’t think the bids for Pedro and Brereton Diaz were fake, just we’ve left it too late, and in the latter’s case Rovers expected too much to make it happen for someone with a year left

The Watford ITK’s seem to think we never bid today

 

[Marius57]

You cant rely on a clean sheet every week. You need goals to win. If we cant score more than a goal we won't win games.

Tell that to moyes when he managed us

 

[steven]

The lack of depth out wide / creativity is a problem. Even with everyone fit (bar Townsend) - likely to have McNeill/maupay/Rondon as our attacking options off the bench.

So many prem games get decided by players off the bench. Worrying that we have close to nothing on there to impact games going forward.

 

[blue to the bone]

All you have to do is ask.

Honestly no idea mate. Just know she’s feasting in Valhalla with Orly and Sniderman.

She is posting on Carlos thread tonight

 

[Wizard]

When a deal sheet goes in how long do they have to complete the paperwork

Hopefully about 2 months