Everton. I hate you.

[toffeejack]

Fancy chicken kiev?

and just like that 1 breast becomes 4.

unlucky @Woolly Blue, hope being the nice guy works out for you one day, ha jackass

 

[tommye]

You made me happy tonight you foxy minx.


I may slip you a finger later X

 

[Donald Twain]

You made me happy tonight you foxy minx.


I may slip you a finger later X

 

[AlE]

LOL WHAT IS THIS CAT DOING?!?!?!

 

[kithnou]

this bloody cat has become a cryptic Scarlet Pimpernel!
“They seek him here, they seek him there
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere
Is he in heaven or is he in hell?
That damned elusive Pimpernel”

 

[Donald Twain]

this bloody cat has become a cryptic Scarlet Pimpernel!
“They seek him here, they seek him there
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere
Is he in heaven or is he in hell?
That damned elusive Pimpernel”

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
There never was a Cat of such deceitfulness and suavity.
He always has an alibi, and one or two to spare:
At whatever time the deed took place—MACAVITY WASN'T THERE !
And they say that all the Cats whose wicked deeds are widely known
(I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone)
Are nothing more than agents for the Cat who all the time
Just controls their operations: the Napoleon of Crime!

 

[markDee]

I've never spent so much time in the depression thread in my life

 

[Woolly Blue]

Poetry lads ?
ffs, I wish Everton produced some bloody poetry.

 

[Donald Twain]

I've never spent so much time in the depression thread in my life

I'm not surprised with hair like that?

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

Everton aren't Magic
Bill Kenwright is a toff
Martinez is balding
I wished they'd all [Poor language removed] off

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Everton, I've always loved you, I've always hated you. Common sense suggests that I should just ignore you and pursue something less costly and less stressful. But hey!

 

[ijjysmith]

I want a divorce.

 

[markDee]

Everton, I've always loved you, I've always hated you. Common sense suggests that I should just ignore you and pursue something less costly and less stressful. But hey!

Haha good post. At least we havnt bought success mate!!

*prays for rich oil merchant to save us

 

[Arteta2391]

Everton you have gotten fat and sloppy

sort it.

 

[tommye]

can you fkoff with that stupid pouting cat.

every fkin thread ffs