Everton. I hate you.

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This season has done my fume levels no good whatsoever. My nark-ometer is broken and generally life seems plop when we're playing so badly. Koff Everton. P.s a couple of good performances and all is well with the world. Yup I'm fickle.
 
Cheer up - things could be far worse:

I WANDER'D over as a Blue (after Wordsworth)

To float on high o'er Stanley Park,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of fecking Redsh1tes;
Beside the ground and in the trees,
Spewing and spitting on the Mancs

Continuous as the Stars and Stripes
And urinate on th' Shankly Way,
They stretch'd in never-ending push
Along the margin of a gate:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing d+ckheads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in pee:
A Blue could never be so gay,
As such a fecund company:
I gazed -- and gazed -- but little thought
What lack of wealth the Shower had bought:

For oft, when on their couch they lie
In vacant - not in pensive - mood,
They flash upon their inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
To see the b-stards lose 3-0.
 
Not related at the OP of this thread as I know this was tongue in cheek from Tommye, but bad day for the doom mongers and wrist slashers on here!

3 of our best players back and a win and a clean sheet, who have thunk it! :D
 
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