Everton en la casa

[chicoazul]

Yobo laughing too generously at jokes that aren't really funny, afternoon coffee and gossip with Leighton standing in the back kitchen, trying to keep the kids in the bedroom so they don't ask awkward questions to uncle Tim.

Jagielka helping doing the washing up and enjoying it, Heitinga bluetoothing you bad porn as you're trying to have a serious conversation with Phil Neville about pensions and Yakubu playing too rough with the kids whilst mum looks on anxiously.

Thats my Everton household that.

 

[turner]

mother getting annoyed as everyone's crutches are leaving marks on the floor: "i've just mopped that."

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

is jo in a pinny ?

 

[chicoazul]

Mum loves Jo, loves him. Squeezes him a bit too tight but he really doesn't mind.

 

[Goat]

Serious, untreatable, mental issues.

 

[McBain]

Serious, untreatable, mental issues.

If we sell Arteta will you have to change your username?

I hope we dont buy someone called McBain

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

If we sell Arteta will you have to change your username?

I hope we dont buy someone called McBain

he'll be mikelsgoan


seeeeeeeeeemples.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Hibberts in the spare room watching Chuck Norris films.

Osman is losing a play fight to a 6 year old girl.

Saha is telling everyone how great he is and everyone agrees.

Gosling is sat in the corner too shy to talk to anyone.

 

[chicoazul]

Hibberts in the spare room watching Chuck Norris films.

Osman is losing a play fight to a 6 year old girl.

Saha is telling everyone how great he is and everyone agrees.

Gosling is sat in the corner too shy to talk to anyone.

Defo. Gosling doesn't look comfortable drinking a can of beer in the kitchen with the men. Moyes is clocking on the sly how many he's drinking.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

teen sis is making eyes at jack, jacks filling her homework in, while she uses his phone to text, he lets her keep it.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Defo. Gosling doesn't look comfortable drinking a can of beer in the kitchen with the men. Moyes is clocking on the sly how many he's drinking.

Oh dear. You dont mean we have young Gosling is the new AVDM do you?

 

[chicoazul]

Oh dear. You dont mean we have young Gosling is the new AVDM do you?

No, he's just going through the transition from man to boy to trying to fit in.

He'll feel awful in the morning but won't tell anyone.

 

[monty]

Billy in the garden planting spuds

Jose Baxter, tending the grass

and Big Vic being taken away by the police for looking in the back kitchen window

 

[Goat]

If we sell Arteta will you have to change your username?

I hope we dont buy someone called McBain

Yes, I will change my username.

 

[chicoazul]

Billy in the garden planting spuds

Jose Baxter, tending the grass

and Big Vic being taken away by the police for looking in the back kitchen window

The best yet in my book.