Everton 2-2 Liverpool. Sun 28th Oct @ 13.30.

[zed]

whats this? wheres Goatjr`s proper derby thread gone?

 

[steken1]

Im lubing up there poo holes as we speak

Wid yer tongue!!! Is right Del, bestiality rocks!!!

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

I fkn hate derby day. Absolutely ****ting it.

 

[toffee-fellaini]

It's going to be pissing down, gonna be a few sending offs

 

[chrissyjack]

Oh yes !!!

[video=youtube;dcL3wNZHVM8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcL3wNZHVM8[/video]

 

[MartSlinger]

LETS HAVE IT!!!!!!

 

[snipellis11]

Well this is it lads, it's derby day, good luck to all fellow Evertonians wherever we are all watching it we will be in it all together. Now come on Everton get into them. COYB!!!!!!

 

[harry]

I feel like sh1t, I hate derby matches. Just want it to be over.

 

[Kurt.]

Only 3 certainties in life lads, death, taxes and losing to the sh1te every year........don't delude yourselfs into thinking anything else .

 

[GraemeS1980]

Only 3 certainties in life lads, death, taxes and losing to the sh1te every year........don't delude yourselfs into thinking anything else .

Them and the DFS sale will end this weekend! COYB!!

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

No matter how much you try not to get your hopes up, something always happens which raises them come kick off.

 

[Baines' left foot]

We need Mirallas to have one of his best games today, without Pienaar we'll lack width. I'm in two minds whether I'd play him on the left or the right. On the left he could have a bit of a go at the inexperienced Wisdom but he might intrude on Baines' space a little, that's why I'm thinking Osman would be best on the left and leave Mirallas in his familiar position.

 

[Stutheblue]

My two teenage lads are expecting us to win today (I am too in a way), but I'm trying to play it down given what usually happens to us in this match up!! COYB

 

[GraemeS1980]

I just went on RAWK to see if they had any team news on there as I am hoping they are going to start with the kids as they wont be able to handle the derby at Goodison, however this made light reading and defo put a smile on my face....

When do we know if sideshow plays? Any news on that?? Fired up for this, think we will win in Barca style
Badly want us to win in the 98th minute with a peno given for a Suarez dive.
I want Suarez to win a penalty with the most shocking dive in the history of the universe. Preferably in the 93rd minute with a scoreline of 1-1.
Getting a bad feeling about this now. Just feel that we will end up getting no luck yet again and get some dodgy calls going against us. But I really want to be proven wrong esp after how oppositions fans have been treating us.

However this is the best from @breakfastpercy
I address this to Baby Jesus, Vishnu, Allah, Jewish god, and the spiritual power of the Spice Boys. Please Let us win this game against that ginger doylem known as David Moyes. May Luis Suarez dive merrily and win a penalty that the co-commentator will describe as "you've seen them given". Jamie Redknapp will claim it's a blatant penalty, whilst Gary Neville will zoom in 1000x on his computer replay to claim Suarez tripped himself. Atmospheric shoelace disruption or whatever makes the sad [Poor language removed] happy is fine. It will awkwardly switch back to his desktop screensaver (Alex Ferguson ****ing a cake with Nani's face on) during the post-match analysis. A healthy dose of 'when Distin dives in like that he's asking for trouble' is welcome. Further addresses to 'the modern game', 'these days' and 'Gollum is ****ing asking for it with a face like that' are also acceptable. I am willing to offer an incorrect throw-in decision a minute before our 2nd goal (so that they have an excuse for defeat) in return. That goal will end significant Everton 'pressure' (2 corners and a Baines free kick) just after half time, because they need hope for next year. I am happy for Jonjo Shelvey to come on and get sent off, as long as it doesn't reflect the result. Finally, I hope none of our young lads catch Dysentery from their first visit to the dump that is Goodison.

Yours faithfully, BP

Unbelievable is all I can say!

 

[daza_1973]

Very emotional day - the Goodison derby and my wife ready to drop my first child at any moment (5 days over).....
Just know as Jelivic bangs the first in the labour pains will start and Ormskirk hospital will be my destination...

3-1 the blues ....COYBB