Everton 10th most depressing team to support in England right now.

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I suggest we would be closer to numero uno if we did away with Blue Chrimbo. These Yuletide celebrations hosted by Everton cause spirits to soar at the sight of our beloved, lion-hearted boys in blue, dressing up as elves and Christmas fairies and spreading cheer throughout orphanages, infirmaries and work houses for children. My favourite? Capt Jags in a big blue Santa outfit! And Tubby Ashley dressed as a fat pixie scoffing down full English breakfasts, the yolk of his fried egg running down his cute fat pixie chin.
I love Everton so much at Blue Chrimbo that it almost makes me forget that they are absolute cack at anything football related.
 
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