Everton 0-1 Valencia Weds 7th August 2am

[TyphooToffee]

Stones and Naismith the standout players for me so far.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

HT.

The horrendous Fox coverage aside, it's been a largely boring game so far. We look a tad lethargic - could be the heat?

 

[timmy17]

Friggin hell, just pull down Mathieu's pants and suck him off already.

lol he's clearly rooting for valencia

thought we did well...had plenty of chances ans looking good on the break

 

[Christiffa25]

Wanna see pienaar and kone or jelavic on for second half.

 

[Kone]

It's as hot as Manor Top on a friday night lads.

 

[kbuck5]

Naismith's looked great this tourney...love how he does the dirty work on both sides of the field without any complaint

 

[Kantareller]

Naismith was the half's best player.

 

[quasi modo]

Very sloppy half, a few players looking drained already.

Bring on Coleman, Jelavic and Mirallas on for Victor, Ross and the young Spanish lad.

 

[Aqui1a]

lol @ this light show.

 

[Furey1878]

Hope Oviedo doesn't get subbed off, if Baines comes on then hopefully Oviedo will be moved to one of the wings.

 

[Kone]

What's Martinez's obsession with the jarg queg Anichebe? Kone or Jelavic would be a better option imo.

 

[potato]

Queg hehe

 

[andy4efc]

What the **** is this? Still more entertaining than the first half.

 

[ToffeesAndDynamo]

@rogbennett: Martinez and Deulofeu have spent last 10 mins arguing about his positioning with the Barca starlet ignoring his coach. Seamus now warming up

No excuse, if true. You must play where and how a manager wants you to.

 

[USAtoffee12]

Lads...this halftime show needs to be seen. Just absurd.