Enner Valencia

[TheBlueGibbon]

So is my cat.

Probably.

 

[Abraders]

My brother softened the blow of this for me, saying he works hard and thinks he'd be good for Lukaku.

We never play two up top though so what's the point.

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

He's a living endorsement of the utter ineptitude of this football club . Carbon copy of the equally useless Kone. Hope they don't bother with a press conference , just bundle him in the back door and give him a broom. Absolute joke.

 

[d4kyxx]

Honestly thought we'd get rid of niasse and Kone

Not only are they still here.. But we've added their long lost brother valencia

And the thing is I think we all know deep down we didn't want Valencia at all, he was just simply there for us when all else failed because let's be honest anyone must be better than Kone or niasse

Hoping he comes good but I've seen enough to know he's on par with Kone which just isn't good enough for a club like ours

 

[The Blue Watch]

As exciting as that time my cock got caught in the zipper and left me in excruciating pain.

Welcome to Everton.

 

[KaiserEFC]

efc twitter

Ffs was hoping it would be some jarg ITK

 

[edge]

Ho ,well he is here let's see how he does, did we get that kid from Sheffield unt?

 

[Saint Domingo]

We giving the lad a chance then or just moaning like we did with Gueye before we were all proven wrong?

He'll be happy being back up and can play across any forward position, is quick strong and decent in the air. Had we bought Bony we'd have a problem on our hands as both would want to play as first choice. Loaning Valencia gives us options. Decent business in my opinion.

Whether the doom mongerers like it or not. Lukaku Valencia Kone Mirallas Deulofeu is probably the best mix of forward players we've had in our prem history all at the same time. When Martinez arrived it was Jelavic Anichebe Naismith

 

[dannyboy]

How bad is he then? West Ham fans don't seem to be shedding too many tears over losing him.



The obligatory Youtube video makes him look alright. Another option at least...

 

[Neiziro]

He is utter pony. Makes me cry how bad he is.

Kone is a much better option and I'm not even saying that as a joke - he genuinely is.

 

[dannyboy]

He is utter pony. Makes me cry how bad he is.

Kone is a much better option and I'm not even saying that as a joke - he genuinely is.

So bad he doesn't even deserve a new thread then. Apologies.

 

[MACCA75]

He's a confidence player.

I'm confident he'll be [Poor language removed]

 

[Hickson9]

If he is not good enough for West Ham (West Ham?!?!?!?) then he isn't good enough for us.

However, here's to him proving useful.

 

[Neiziro]

So bad he doesn't even deserve a new thread then. Apologies.

Yes. He is utter cack.

 

[edge]

Should have just got big Vic back.