England v USA, 12th June 2010

[Matt Damon]

England's Plan A = knock the ball long for big Heskey to get Rooney/Gerrard/Lampard into the game.


England's Plan B = knock the ball long for big Crouchy to get Rooney/Gerrard/Lampard into the game.

England's performance is as bad as James Corden's on "World Cup Live" now on ITV.

Simon Cowell's sat there thinking... "WTF ? Why did I agree to this?"

What is this [Poor language removed]?

 

[Neiler]

Scarily Capellos just been on saying how ace they were.

Smart money is on Algeria.

 

[Matt Damon]

That Katy Perry chic is on drugs. Got to be.

 

[davek]

England's performance is as bad as James Corden's on "World Cup Live" now on ITV.

Simon Cowell's sat there thinking... "WTF ? Why did I agree to this?"

What is this [Poor language removed]?

FFS, who told that cnut he was funny? He's about as funny as rickets. The toe curling cockney tit.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Yeah but England drew their first game in 1966.

And you all know what happened that year lol111zroflllllcopter11111111xoxmxgx11111111111lollercoaster<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

 

[tsubaki]

its a long thread and i have just got in, but did anyone else wonder why on earth heskey was getting so much praise? he was about as much use as altidore was.

 

[Matt Damon]

FFS, who told that cnut he was funny? He's about as funny as rickets. The toe curling cockney tit.

Stick it on. Its that BAD it's funny.

Katy Perry is blatantly on ecstasy or amphetamines or something. She just jumped up for this "Back the Beard" campaign, and told the women to "back the beard" pointing to her nether regions.


What is this [Poor language removed]? What happened to Badiel and Skinner. At least when we wallowed in misery with them - we did it with humour and alot of scarcasm.

This is just [Poor language removed]. And Cowell's realising he made a mistake. Written on his face! Seriously get it on.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

That Katy Perry chic is on drugs. Got to be.

i bet brand doesn't need a prescription from pfizer

 

[davek]

its a long thread and i have just got in, but did anyone else wonder why on earth heskey was getting so much praise? he was about as much use as altidore was.

I'm glad someone said this. Apart from when he skinned the awful Carragher WTF was his purpose on the pitch? Shocking player on that performance. The Yanks surely have better than him on the bench to start a game?

 

[Matt Damon]

I'm glad someone said this. Apart from when he skinned the awful Carragher WTF was his purpose on the pitch? Shocking player on that performance. The Yanks surely have better than him on the bench to start a game?

The fact he did that to Carragher too... says plenty.

 

[chicoazul]

[Poor language removed] me. This James cat is embarrassing [Poor language removed].

 

[Matt Damon]

[Poor language removed] me. This James cat is embarrassing [Poor language removed].

Thats precisely what Simon was thinking - sat on the couch.

Written on his face.

Abby Clancy, shouting random stuff and the audience goes quiet.... that kind of stuff.

 

[NHRevs]

1 - 1. It's what we'd hoped for. We saw history made. You lot will see that as often as we get to see Billy Buckner.

Nah. That would if it happened in stoppage time of the Cup final...against Germany...which England lose, on penalties. That would be like Billy Buckner's [Poor language removed] up.

 

[davek]

It's like German sense of humour stuff: "Oh look at the fat untermenschen falling over". :huh:

 

[Matt Damon]

It's like German sense of humour stuff: "Oh look at the fat untermenschen falling over". :huh:

Did anyone watch Baddiel and Skinner?

They were quality. This is like fingers down chalkboard stuff.