Current Affairs Elon Musk

[matty1878]

You dont know what you want.

i do as i just said. i want money and a new board

 

[Goat]

 

[aazak]

Self-Loving Tesla Forgives Itself For Running Over Child

ATLANTA—Making use of a fully automated feature that enables the vehicle to release itself from the guilt and shame of past mistakes, a self-loving Tesla reportedly forgave itself Monday for running over a 6-year-old in a crosswalk on a residential street. “The AI operating system of this Tesla...

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[Goat]

Self-Loving Tesla Forgives Itself For Running Over Child

ATLANTA—Making use of a fully automated feature that enables the vehicle to release itself from the guilt and shame of past mistakes, a self-loving Tesla reportedly forgave itself Monday for running over a 6-year-old in a crosswalk on a residential street. “The AI operating system of this Tesla...

www.theonion.com

According to reports, the self-loving Tesla, which had gotten over the idea that it always had to be perfect and recognized that we all mess up sometimes, was last seen traveling at 80 mph through a school zone.

 

[Wizard]

i do as i just said. i want money and a new board

He’d sack the board so that would be a positive. But then he’d make himself manager, exclusively play right wingers, while pretending our centre mids are his actual favourite players. He’d ship Mykolenko off to his mate Vlad and then he’d finish it all off by calling DCL and Tom Davies trannies and questioning why Jordan Pickford has a girl’s name.

 

[Yarrgh]

He’d sack the board so that would be a positive. But then he’d make himself manager, exclusively play right wingers, while pretending our centre mids are his actual favourite players. He’d ship Mykolenko off to his mate Vlad and then he’d finish it all off by calling Dominic Calvert-Lewin and Tom Davies trannies and questioning why Jordan Pickford has a girl’s name.

You had me at sack the board.

 

[Pat Butcher]

Simon Harris is embarrassing

 

[matty1878]

He’d sack the board so that would be a positive. But then he’d make himself manager, exclusively play right wingers, while pretending our centre mids are his actual favourite players. He’d ship Mykolenko off to his mate Vlad and then he’d finish it all off by calling Dominic Calvert-Lewin and Tom Davies trannies and questioning why Jordan Pickford has a girl’s name.

lol

 

[Wizard]

This from the man who banned his competitors being linked to on his platform.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[Bedfordblue]

Imagine how much stuff gets hidden from him at Tesla because it grown organically so he a few steps away from the reality. Seems like landing at twitter he thinks it should be run how PayPal was (out of his bedroom) when he was over that.

 

[Baines' left foot]

He’s playing the long game guys.

 

[longers]

Impressive levels of simping right here

 

[Amw79]

We all want Elon to succeed and fulfil his mission to go to Mars.

Then stay there.