turner
I can be a friend to you
In spite of the nausea I feel whenever I see his rodent face, I actually think he's my favourite Liverpool player for a long time. The unbelievable responses to his repeated actions have revealed the true mentality of the kopite to the world. Can you think of one person who has dragged their name through the mud as successfully as he has? He could dig up Shankly's skeleton and teabag the skull, and as long as he was still contracted to Libpufudbolkloob the kopites would still have a sobwank while standing in front of his poster. It's brilliant. What's he going to do next? FSG must be ****ting themselves.