ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"

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Brendan explains to the Liverpool players that the logo on the back of their trackies is based on a genuine Suarez tackle aimed at the shins of an opponent. Then he goes on to explain why Sylvain Distin and Kevin Mirallas were so carefully targeted at Goodison earlier this season.
 
Get your guitar out Brendan FFS.

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"look into my eyes....deep into my eyes....not round the eyes,not past the eyes but deep into my eyes.....you are feeling sleepy....when I click my fingers you will wake up and believe I'm the best thing that's ever happened to Liverpool football club "
 
That is genuinely one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Still is. Look how seriously the goons in fancy dress are taking it.

They really are a different breed.

They truly are classless blerts of the highest order. Complete and utter bellends who are swept up in the cult.

That said, they're ace comedy value.
 
I love them!

And so, we face the day-after-the-night-before with the kind of confused, self-satisfied, but ultimately blame-seeking nudity of a Ben Fogle acid trip. There are a surprising number who consider it weakness to be proud in defeat, as if the very notion might impregnate our minds with the venereal [Poor language removed] child of failure. But we should be proud. Damned proud.

I can just picture this idiot looking at that overwrought, overly florid mess of a paragraph, stroking his chin and thinking, '[Poor language removed] me, that's good'.
 
I love them!

And so, we face the day-after-the-night-before with the kind of confused, self-satisfied, but ultimately blame-seeking nudity of a Ben Fogle acid trip. There are a surprising number who consider it weakness to be proud in defeat, as if the very notion might impregnate our minds with the venereal [Poor language removed] child of failure. But we should be proud. Damned proud.

I can just picture this idiot looking at that overwrought, overly florid mess of a paragraph, stroking his chin and thinking, '[Poor language removed] me, that's good'.

They're ****ing oddballs.
 
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