Minimeister
Player Valuation: £35m
So that Nivea advert is down to just two players. Skrtel and Sterling have left and they probably couldn't wait months for Hendo to learn another full sentence so we're down to Lallana and Coutinho. Once Coutinho realises he's worth more than finishing mid table and leaves it'll just be young Adam messing around on his own rubbing Klopp's cream into his face.

