Pat's Van
Player Valuation: £70m
I'm hearing on the old tomato vine that he's planning on wearing a top hat at all home matches next season...
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A red nose and oversized shoes might be more appropriate.
Steve0
Player Valuation: £35m
Firstly no he hasnt, secondly he's going to be 29 a month into the season, strikers fade the quickest...signing him would be crazy.
http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/liverpool-inadvertently-buy-all-firmino-accessories
Liverpool went all in with the signature of their new Brazilian, Back of the Net reports...
It has been confirmed that Liverpool have paid £29 million for Hoffenheim’s Roberto Firmino after being convinced to add in several costly Roberto Firmino add-ons. Liverpool had been close to agreeing a £15m deal with the German club before it was pointed out to them that there were several crucial extras that Firmino owners would need to maximise their enjoyment.
After initially insisting he would be happy to take Firmino as he was, Liverpool’s chief executive Ian Ayre was eventually convinced that he may as well stock up on Firmino-related products, taking the total to £29m. “I didn’t really think we’d end up spending £29 million and I still can’t quite see how it came to that,” Ayre told FourFourTwo.
“But when I thought about it there’s no point buying Firmino but not getting Firmino’s Cheshire mansion to put him in, and Firmino’s ostentatious SUV which is just another £100,000. “Then Hoffenheim pointed out that if we paid just a little more we could get a free service each year and a coating of anti-scratch paint.
“And once we’d invested £25 million, we might as well have got an extended warranty. We really regretted just buying the basic Mario Balotelli package. “Now we’re stuck with him knocking around the place; we can’t even sell him on eBay, even with Mario’s souped-up Ferrari and Mario's inflated sense of self-worth.”
By contrast, Liverpool paid just £3.5m for Joe Gomez, who comes with a Ford Focus and a Rileys membership card.
Liverpool went all in with the signature of their new Brazilian, Back of the Net reports...
It has been confirmed that Liverpool have paid £29 million for Hoffenheim’s Roberto Firmino after being convinced to add in several costly Roberto Firmino add-ons. Liverpool had been close to agreeing a £15m deal with the German club before it was pointed out to them that there were several crucial extras that Firmino owners would need to maximise their enjoyment.
After initially insisting he would be happy to take Firmino as he was, Liverpool’s chief executive Ian Ayre was eventually convinced that he may as well stock up on Firmino-related products, taking the total to £29m. “I didn’t really think we’d end up spending £29 million and I still can’t quite see how it came to that,” Ayre told FourFourTwo.
“But when I thought about it there’s no point buying Firmino but not getting Firmino’s Cheshire mansion to put him in, and Firmino’s ostentatious SUV which is just another £100,000. “Then Hoffenheim pointed out that if we paid just a little more we could get a free service each year and a coating of anti-scratch paint.
“And once we’d invested £25 million, we might as well have got an extended warranty. We really regretted just buying the basic Mario Balotelli package. “Now we’re stuck with him knocking around the place; we can’t even sell him on eBay, even with Mario’s souped-up Ferrari and Mario's inflated sense of self-worth.”
By contrast, Liverpool paid just £3.5m for Joe Gomez, who comes with a Ford Focus and a Rileys membership card.
Jags..class
Player Valuation: £70m
Not happy with this signing, they have done well so far
TheFinnFan
Finners
So what
bluesince68
Player Valuation: £225k
I'm not sure why more premier league teams don't shop in Germany,some fantastic talent there.
Given Liverpool's most recent two cost them ~40m not sure we could afford to.
Sorry. Don't know what happened there.
Darth Toffeeman
Player Valuation: £40m
John Aldridge on Sky saying how Ings was a no brainer on a free.
Only one no brainer on show here though as Ings will cost at least 8m in a tribunal.
I won't inform him of this incase he wants to come round for a fight.
Only one no brainer on show here though as Ings will cost at least 8m in a tribunal.
I won't inform him of this incase he wants to come round for a fight.
Darth Toffeeman
Player Valuation: £40m
I have no idea who Firmino is. 30m is a lot of money for an untried Brazilian.
Hopefully he is Robinho light.
Hopefully he is Robinho light.
I blame @Pat's Van mate, or Chelsea.
Get under the bus Pat.
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