think it's something like...
Everybody,
Clap your hands in the air
And follow the music man!
I am Samuel Eto'o
I come from Cameroon
And I can play
What can you play?
I play piano
Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-no pia-no
Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-pia-no
I am Samuel Eto'o
I come from Cameroon
And I can play
What can you play?
I play the trombone
Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa
Um-pa-pa um-pa-pa
Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa
Umpa-um-pa-pa
Piano!
Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-no pia-no
Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-pia-no
Trombone!
Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa
Um-pa-pa um-pa-pa
Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa
Umpa-um-pa-pa
Piano!
Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-no pia-no
Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-pia-no
Woah woah woah woah (woooooo)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeaaaa)
Oggy! Oggy! Oggy! (oi! Oi! Oi!)
Oggy! Oggy! Oggy! (oi! Oi! Oi!)
I am Samuel Eto'o
I come from west africa
And I can play
What can you play?
Match of the Day!
Plays Match of the Day
Match of the Day!
Plays Match of the Day
shurrup Lawro you fkn tramp, fkn tramp, fkn tramp
shurrup Lawro you fkn tramp, fkn smelly tramp
Bagpipes!
Plays bagpipes to the tune of Scotland the Brave
Trombone!
Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa
Um-pa-pa um-pa-pa
Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa
Umpa-um-pa-pa
Piano!
Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-no pia-no
Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-pia-no
I am Samuel Eto'o
I come from down your way
And I can play
What can you play?
I play the Dambusters
Plays Dambusters
Match of the Day!
Plays Match of the Day
shurrup Lawro you fkn tramp, fkn tramp, fkn tramp
shurrup Lawro you fkn tramp, fkn smelly tramp
Bagpipes!
Plays bagpipes to the tune of Scotland the Brave
Trombone!
Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa
Um-pa-pa um-pa-pa
Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa
Umpa-um-pa-pa
Piano!
Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-no pia-no
Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-pia-no
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
I am Samuel Eto'oooo ! Hey!
....or something anyway