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Player Valuation: £70m
RAWK is run like a North Korean state. It has to be one of the worst forums going - ridiculously over-moderated with a strict agenda, criticism of the club frowned upon, so many rules about what you can't post, sources you can't use, etc.
How anyone could get any enjoyment out of posting on there is amazing.
The RAWK Consensus
It’s like they’re all asleep in the steerage of a boat & they get startled by a noise or a sudden movement. Everybody rushes to the left, the boat tilts and the masses scream, then recognizing their mistake they storm to the right, this produces a similar if opposite result and then it’s a race back to the left. Some of the early lefties meet straggling righter’s and bump heads, falling to their arses in the middle.
The process continues until everyone has at some point hit the deck holding their heads. As the boat settles they dust themselves down and got back to their feet, they’re all in the middle now and the boat is perfectly still.
Everyone rejoices, a song of self congratulations breaks out, relief all-round.
