ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"

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RAWK is run like a North Korean state. It has to be one of the worst forums going - ridiculously over-moderated with a strict agenda, criticism of the club frowned upon, so many rules about what you can't post, sources you can't use, etc.

How anyone could get any enjoyment out of posting on there is amazing.


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It’s like they’re all asleep in the steerage of a boat & they get startled by a noise or a sudden movement. Everybody rushes to the left, the boat tilts and the masses scream, then recognizing their mistake they storm to the right, this produces a similar if opposite result and then it’s a race back to the left. Some of the early lefties meet straggling righter’s and bump heads, falling to their arses in the middle.

The process continues until everyone has at some point hit the deck holding their heads. As the boat settles they dust themselves down and got back to their feet, they’re all in the middle now and the boat is perfectly still.

Everyone rejoices, a song of self congratulations breaks out, relief all-round.
 
The RAWK Consensus
It’s like they’re all asleep in the steerage of a boat & they get startled by a noise or a sudden movement. Everybody rushes to the left, the boat tilts and the masses scream, then recognizing their mistake they storm to the right, this produces a similar if opposite result and then it’s a race back to the left. Some of the early lefties meet straggling righter’s and bump heads, falling to their arses in the middle.

The process continues until everyone has at some point hit the deck holding their heads. As the boat settles they dust themselves down and got back to their feet, they’re all in the middle now and the boat is perfectly still.

Everyone rejoices, a song of self congratulations breaks out, relief all-round.

hahah
 
haha, i've heard a lot of them mention (why don't spurs scout their own players, why do they just wait for liverpool), laughable. They always seemed to be buying players we were linked with, but how can you trust paper talk.

they are so bitter to united, spurs and everton it's unreal
 
Not bitter at all are they,

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Yeah a written apology to the fans, its will be like a poem.

An Apology to de Greatest Fans in der World

I have always loved you
You know that I do
And when I am diving
I think always of you

But the media attacked me
Even though I won't bite
You know I'm no racist
Nor even Red ****e

I heard from my god
Who spoke like he did
Go, off to Arsenal
Or Real Madrid

So what can I do
It isn't my fault
When god tells me to do it
While I'm drinking the malt

But I still have to live here
Until Brenda sees sense
And then away I go
And jump over the fence

So I must be polite
And keep in with you
For I've seen with my own eyes
The bad things that you do

I will smile and look happy
For the deluded fools
For Brenda and Stevie
The gullible tools

When I go to another
This you cannot halt
But always remember
It wasn't my fault
 
Scout yer own players. HAHAHA as if no ones heard of Willian.

the greatest one was when they used siggurdson as an example. The guy who happened to be at reading when rodgers joined before he did his usual "sign a former player" thing when at swansea. They didn't even scout him themselves and i'm fairly sure spurs noticed him whilst he was making a name for himself in the same league as them!
 
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Re: The Everton Thread (No Bitterness, Please)
« Reply #4815 on: Today at 01:07:43 PM »
Got a joke text from a blue this morning saying our marquee signing will be Gazebo.


Credit to Bungle here......
 
I must have been sleeping when they were linked to Soldado, Paulinho, Capoue, Chadli and Lamela.

Besides didnt they recruit Comolli on the strength of his work at Spurs?

edit: also whilst we are on the subject of Comolli - top popcorn

Suarez received a rousing reception when he was introduced as a second-half substitute in Steven Gerrard’s testimonial on Saturday – although he did not acknowledge the crowd’s support.


that section gets me every time, so funny
 
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