Has this been posted here yet? CBA to check.
You descend on your city
With red scarves raised high
But we think you are [swearword]
Now let me tell why
It’s not that we felt
Andy Carroll was wank
Or that your socialist club is funded by a bank
It’s not the fact that when Italians scatter
And end up dead they really don’t matter
It’s not even the fact that you all love John peel
Who picked on sub 16 girls for a touch and a feel
It’s not John Aldo who will glass any man
Who disagrees the reds are the best in the land
Or the benefit fraudster the bad racist Tommy
Who would throw any black person right on the bonny
Or Bruce the backhand who felt it was fine
To insult Howard Gayle on a pure racial line
Or even Bill shankly who for all his trite quotes
Was turned away at melwood by jobsworth scrotes
Or your capitalist work in the Anfield zone
Bullying homeowners who then walked alone
It’s not Stevie Gee and his reliance on thugs
To cover off his [Poor language removed] of a wife and her drugs
Or Jamie Carragher spitting at girls
These thing are acceptable in the LFC world
Your manager fist pumps but he’s just a phoney
Who gurns for the cameras but if losing is moany
It’s not even Shields the waiter coma provider
Who could climb up the walls of a hotel like a spider
And lo and behold when it all came out
It wasn’t our fault it was a blue they all shout
It’s not even the obvious media bias
All over every channel all of them liars
It’s not the waistcoats with badges upon
Or that horrible Scottish #### Ian St. John
It’s not even the fact that you sang a Munich song
Then cried like biatches when the Mancs returned a wrong
It’s not the fact that Emlyn the red
Courted Thatcher- we’re glad they’re both dead
It’s not the fact that when Suarez overstepped the line
You became Uruguayan cultural experts and to you that was fine
It’s not John Bishop the celebrity wool
Or your lad Tarby- another tory- awful
Or the lovely Cilla- another tory prat
Or Doctor Fun the [banned word] with his duvet and hat
It’s not Dalglish and his North London crime mates
Or the lads who to this day away steam the gates
That happened in Athens and if it wasn’t enough
You taxed your own fans but you're not very tough
Cos when the chance at Istanbul came
You bent over with a fez to Leeds dead fans shame.
It’s not your shabite show tunes and music played high
To creat a faux atmos each game you all try
To believe that what you have matters one more iota
Than every club with their loyal fan quota
It’s the arrogance like a real spoilt kid
Who will whitewash the disgusting things your fans did
Who will justify anything you’ve done in the red
As it wasn’t our fault, it was them, look what they said
It’s not Jimmy Case and his fake hard man Schtick
Or Fowler abusing Le Saux - homophobic prick
It’s the fact that if Fred West had stood on the kop
You’d have talked about his building work and let the rest drop
If Shipman had been looking after the team
You’d have discredited the pensioners and made it seem
That because he’s a red he is always right
But the rest of the world knows that’s unmitigated shabite
You play nice football that I will concede
But it’s all sadly all lost in corporate and needy fan greed,
The world all hates you
Not because you are boss
But because you are ungracious come win draw or loss
And if my kids had told me they’d been reds at birth
I’d have drowned them at once because I know their worth
Life matters much more than a match played by men
Who are as loyal as their options and then one day when
You realise that you’ve been following a corporate dream
You’ll be stuck in yer ma’s box room tossing off to a screen
You’ll tell tales of special nights you never attended
And when people have a go you’ll get really offended
And try to relate it to a tragedy or two
As it’s your get out card so shame shame on you
The reason we hate you is simple to tell
You think you are special - are you though?
'Kin hell?
