Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
2027Mid March
2027Mid March
Throw a bucket of cold water over that t-shirt,grrrrrrrrrrr…………..oh it's him
Apparently it’s also a term of endearment in Numpty Land…Hes came out and done a video saying he'd never say that word, except when he's singing rap songs and he says it then
Allergic to Salbutamol.
He's top of the stats for runs ahead of the ball, whatever that meansWhen is Wirst due to be fit then?
Maybe he's just too fit?He's top of the stats for runs ahead of the ball, whatever that means
He's top of the stats for runs ahead of the ball, whatever that means
‘Runs ahead of the ball’ makes it sound like he’s a lost fart with no clue what he’s doing. He just runs ahead of the ball without looking what’s going on behind him?Maybe he's just too fit?
Offside surely??He's top of the stats for runs ahead of the ball, whatever that means
Wirtz too goodMaybe he's just too fit?
He's so far ahead of the ball it's like watching a 22nd century footballer in the 21st century.Wirtz too good