Benicetoourboys
Player Valuation: £35m
Let's just hope its a mess whoever takes over.
So your saying they're getting relegated this season?
Alonso probably doesn't want to manage some of the current squad.Why would you not put Alonso in straight away given he is out of a job? As much as I'd love Slippy to sink the ship as much as possible, but I can't help thinking it's nonsense.
Virgil van Dick?What a dick.
You try replacing double-digit soft pens a season, mateHave heard a few of them say they haven’t been able to replace him.
Thanks, now I'm hungryRumours of a 10am announcement that the boiled egg is toast.
I have mentioned this before but I once shagged a Kopite season ticket holder who looked like Gerry Adams. I still don't know what possessed me - probably vast quantities of alcohol. I have never got over it...You are correct. Why I didn't call for that option mystifies me to this day.
Yet oddly enough the act of sharing it makes me feel somehow lighter. It could be worse, I could have been caught singing to the dirge before a derby. There are always more heinous acts.
So you were bombed.I have mentioned this before but I once shagged a Kopite season ticket holder who looked like Gerry Adams. I still don't know what possessed me - probably vast quantities of alcohol. I have never got over it...
Olise lol, he ain’t leaving Bayern for them
Was it not weird having him whisper to someone else for them To ‘speak his words ‘ ?I have mentioned this before but I once shagged a Kopite season ticket holder who looked like Gerry Adams. I still don't know what possessed me - probably vast quantities of alcohol. I have never got over it...

Tbh, I don't watch the German league. Is he a starter? Does he wanna come back to the prem? Money? Does he wanna play for him? More bothered about Wharton as I think he will turn out to be excellentOlise lol, he ain’t leaving Bayern for them
But they are all der best in der werrrld in every position. They just need another level to show their skills so the experts say.Alonso probably doesn't want to manage some of the current squad.
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