Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
Mate, I doubt it's a parody account.Parody account?
Surely???
Remember this absolute danger?
If this certifiable weirdo is being 100% sincere, then trust me, the other lad definitely is!
There's not a chance I'd be touching that squad portrait that he's prancing around with in that video.They are seriously demented.
It's probably been repetitively coated in cascades of his, ummm... Well, you can use your imagination, mate.
