ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 3

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

They all know it deep down and it gnaws at them. The entire football community know they’re absolutely bang average, got embarrassed in Europe, rely on refereeing favours every week, and even with these still wouldn’t be near a title if any semblance of a competent City Arsenal or Chelsea team had turned up this season.

They keep having to mention the league, they have to be talked about, last week it was oooh you've done us a massive favour, even on the weekend it was cheers for taking 3 points off a rival. The league was decided 2 months ago but they HAVE to be relevant, it's so cringe worthy.

 

[Yarrgh]

Think back to the Derby at Goodison, they more or less brought CSI in to investigate our 2nd goal, they never even looked at the VVD push

Good grief can you imagine CSI at Anfield if they used the ultraviolet light thing. You'd need sunglasses from the glare off all the jizz stains on kopite kecks.

Dirty barstewards.

 

[daza_1973]

Have they claimed him yet?

I doubt it.
He's a united fan.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

I doubt it.
He's a united fan.

They will find a way

 

[Tommy Chong]

They will find a way

They can have him, mate. We have Tommy!

 

[canuckblue]

It would encapsulate this season perfectly if the Crimson Crap won the title this weekend by beating Leicester and the mighty challengers from Woolwich fell at Ipswich.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Good grief can you imagine CSI at Anfield if they used the ultraviolet light thing. You'd need sunglasses from the glare off all the jizz stains on kopite kecks.

Dirty barstewards.

Lol mate… I wonder if that would make for a decent addition to the CSI series franchise?

'CSI: Liverpool'... Starring an actor who's basically the scouse version of David Caruso.

The episode starts off: 'Lieutenant, sir! There's just semen stains as far as the eye can see!'

'Aye... Well then, lad... It seems to be an open and shut case... This one's by the book...

Kopites...

Are...

Gobshtes!'

...
*Cue one of 'The Who' songs as the theme song, just like in the other CSI series...
I'm going with 'The Real Me', as most kopites are mental cases that are in dire need of professional help:

 

[Raino85]

 

[Raino85]

 

[Number_25]

Justice for the 97.

 

[davek]

The 97. Never forgotten.

 

[davek]

That scumbag Starmer dragging his feet on delivering on their promise to bring out a Hillsborough Law.

Sun-supporting Vermin.

 

[MikeH72]

If Arsenal win the Champions League it will ruin the season for them. They can’t bare for the attention to be anywhere else, they’ll cause serious violence if this happens.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

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What the hell, who are these people?

 

[davek]

If Arsenal win the Champions League it will ruin the season for them. They can’t bare for the attention to be anywhere else, they’ll cause serious violence if this happens.

There's a dilemma here for me: I dont particularly want another English club to win the EC when we've never won it, but it obviously would be a huge turd planted in their hot dog bun if Arsenal won it this season.

On the balance of things, though, I'd go for the latter.