ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 3

Well would you look at that.

The sloth injury crisis actually isn’t a crisis at all, and they are all ok to play - shocked and stunned by this news.
You mean you've never heard of the '48-hour muscle injury', mate? 😲

It only effects a certain muscle which is located in-between the nut sack and the hoop...

Just right under there. It's called the 'RedshteBSFartstringcep muscle'.

It usually gets strained when the amount of excrement that the hoop is producing currently WELL exceeds maximum capacity!

And we all know that if there's one thing that the RS are capable of producing in excess, it's big piles of smelly, steamy faecal matter. 🤦‍♂️
 

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