ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 2

[Kurt.]

Shut up Kurt.

Watch your mouth son

 

[dublinbluenose]

Be gas if Philip Green bought them

 

[stony]

Yankee Candles are reportedly interested in buying them. Fat housewives everywhere are looking forward to bathing to the scents of Essence of Mo and Midnight with Milner, but what could prove to be the real winner is the Daniel Sturridge inspired 'A hint of lavender'. A spokesman for Rainbow Laces was reported to have said 'the Daniel Sturridge candle would be popular with it's supporters'.

 

[macdog]

Yankee Candles are reportedly interested in buying them. Fat housewives everywhere are looking forward to bathing to the scents of Essence of Mo and Midnight with Milner, but what could prove to be the real winner is the Daniel Sturridge inspired 'A hint of lavender'. A spokesman for Rainbow Laces was reported to have said 'the Daniel Sturridge candle would be popular with it's supporters'.

Eau de Failure.

 

[Pilks]

The Daniel Sturridge Candle is already available...

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Jesus, Mary and Joseph wept.

The predator boots are what really gets me. Not even blades but STUDS. Madness.

 

[Deulofeumygod]

And Gloves !!!

HAHAHAHAH did not even spot the gloves.

 

[Penno]

It took him 45 minutes to get some change out of his wallet in the lobsterpot

 

[Yarrgh]

Imagine going into a sports shop and buying all that gear. When you're paying for it the person serving you asks if you're a goalie.. "oh no this is to wear through town and to the game".

Do you need a bag sir?

No, I think I'll wear it straight away.

Sheesh

 

[Dan Tanner]

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Wow that looks like Whitechapel, that's my Saturday afternoon plans down the swanee. Was gonna have a little town pub crawl before the Scandinavian and southern knobjockeys descended upon our fair city, then a couple of hours kip and out with the lads to watch the fight, in one of the local pubs.
Now there's no way I'm venturing anywhere near town till next week. If I seen that live, I could well believe I'd still be explaining it to a therapist in 5 years time...
"But Doc, I really did see it, it was huge and yellow..... I'm sure I saw a pissy t***" (to paraphrase a big headed yellow cartoon bird)

 

[Penno]

Hey mate. You couldnt do us a favour and get my knob out for me, it's murder with these. Mate where are you going, I'm busting here!

 

[Yarrgh]

The predator boots are what really gets me. Not even blades but STUDS. Madness.

I know. What if the pitch is dry?

Wait a second, He's not on a pitch!

 

[Seathestars]

Klopp talking about FFP rules, I wonder why

 

[Penno]

RAWK HQ.

"Right lads, we've got a problem here. We were that busy trying to ban, iPads and the disabled we forgot to mention the no goalie gloves rule. Right then, right honorable RAWK secretary, pens at the ready, take down this memo"

"Hang on a second boss, it's murder writing with these on"

 

[Deulofeumygod]

I know. What if the pitch is dry?

Wait a second, He's not on a pitch!

nightmare on those cobblestones and if he is going to the airport, imagine getting a stud stuck in the escalator?!