Only small children dressing up for Halloween should be allowed to dress up as goalkeepers.
It's boots and man bag combo that sets the whole lot off
In all seriousness I've never seen someone on the way to Goodison in full kit. Or any other ground I've ever been to in any country.
Oh my days. A FKW in all it's glory. A pony tail too! My dad always used to say if you lift up a pony tail there is invariably an ars*hole underneath.
Jesus Christ, I just got the capitals mixed up. Croatia is Zagreb and Serbia is Belgrade, right? And Serbia = Orthodox and Croatia = Catholic? Also Croatia have the team whose shirts look like chessboards, and Hajduk Split are from there.
I am well aware they're different countries. I'm not going to write an essay about the Balkan conflict and hand it in to you if I ever think of going on holiday to Croatia. I mean, I didn't do an indepth study on Catalan independence before going to Primavera Sound, though I've got a degree in German and I did a lot of German history, so at least that qualifies me to go to Germany.
Jawohl, mein Freundel.Swotty pants
Shut up Kurt.Usmanov is buying that lot.... you heard it here first
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